Our ladies of the Real Housewives of Potomac will attend a pajama party. The episode will conclude with Ashley going into labor. Well, how do these radically different events constitute an episode? Let’s analyze and see!
Gizelle other Robyn they have reportedly now teamed up for a podcast that is aptly called the Reasonably gloomy podcast. They have organized a photoshoot for their podcast. Another housewife podcast, how original! Gizelle is on time, but Robyn is late again. Most likely, you are snoring totally oblivious to the fact that you have this job obligation. Robyn finally graces us with her presence and Gizelle, in her ITM, overshadows her best friend by saying “Robyn doesn’t share my work ethic.”
Robyn very casually
submissively asks Gizelle about her fraud of a relationship with Preacher extraordinaire Jamal. Gizelle gives the absurd excuse that they couldn’t see each other due to the pandemic. She acts really bad like they had a chance if they lived nearby.
Side note: What bothers me is that only the Queen of the Potomac Karen will call Gizelle about this ridiculous relationship sham. Gizelle and Jamal have the means to make this happen so that they can be seen even during a pandemic. Have you heard of the possibility of driving? I checked in case you’re wondering, and it’s an 8 1/2 hour drive so this nonsense Gizelle is spitting is a load of shit.
Gizelle asks her hairdresser Kal if he knew anything about clitoral surgery. Kal hilariously proclaims “I haven’t seen one of those since the 90’s!” Robyn thinks they should get together to have a drink with Mia to get to know her better. Karen He is persona non grata. I must give it to these two who don’t have a lot of tools in their shed and make horrible fashion choices, but they are both very beautiful women.
The very pregnant Ashley other Michael go out to dinner before the baby. Ashley thinks Michael is trying cover their bleak footprints keep the romance alive even though he’s not getting any action from her. Michael has decided to go into the business of film production. Ashley is concerned about funding for this effort. You want to make sure there is money left over when baby n arrives. 2 and she has complied with the terms of her prenuptial agreement. Michael claims to do nothing without fully understanding the problems that may arise. Hmm, sure you ALWAYS think things through Michael.
Karen FaceTime with her daughter Rayvin, who lives in New York and works as a corporate executive. She’s going to be sworn in as Surrey County Ambassador. Karen believes that receiving the honor of ambassador will help revive her rural community. Rayvin is really a nice and collected young woman, and I can see why Karen is so proud of her. Karen burns Ray’s dinner while chatting with her daughter. Ray will forgive her, I’m sure.
Mia comes to her business the Joint Chiropractic. It has 14 locations and others in development. Mia is responsible for managing the business operations. You get a call from your son Joshua and you have to tell him that you can’t take him to an extracurricular activity. Gordon accepts the call and reminds him that he has already canceled his son’s call 3 times. It reminds you of the importance of being with your child. Mia is struggling with work-life balance and that is a challenge that all moms have had to experience.
Robyn is meeting with a coach and she has invited Askale other Wendy to join the burning. She needs to move or Juan will lose even more interest in it. Robyn decides to go for a walk with them and Candiace calls during their walk. Candiace shares that she has a peace pajama jam at her old town house. OMG, Candiace turned into a Rainbow Joy doll on her ITM! Full disclosure: I only acknowledge this similarity because I have granddaughters who love them. I don’t want everyone to think that I am such a creepy doll collector! Candiace’s ITM look went from bad to worse – not only will she have to fire her makeup artist for that gold eyeliner, but now the stylist has to go too!
Mia and Karen talk about Gizelle and how Robyn carries out Gizelle’s orders. Robyn has climbed up the tube legs of Gizelle’s stove and inserted herself into her burning bush. Gizelle has summoned Mia came for a drink and ruled who is included in their meeting. Mia is not going to follow anyone’s lead since she is also a boss. He texts Gizelle: “Unless you want to talk business, there is nothing, I have time to talk to you.” “Would you like me to contact my assistant to write to you this week?” BOOM, I love it when Gizelle gets a big dose of shade, as she LOVES to give big doses to everyone else.
I love these side discussions when Robyn is reading Mia’s super shady text. Robyn calls Mia for her rude response. He doesn’t realize that Mia has already discovered these two. Robyn thinks that Karen has misled Mia with her comments about them.
Candiace arrives at the recording studio without Chris as he has a catering job. She acknowledges that she has not been very grateful for their help. Candiace begins to sing her part, but lacks some flair according to the producers. I was supposed to sign Chuckie Thompson’s tag, but that scene was a scene staged to imply that he was interested in signing it it didn’t fit well. Candiace seeks the respect of the greats in the music industry. Honey, that will most likely never happen.
Gizelle is taking Funny for your driving test along with To adore other Rod. He tries to test her in the car and Grace won’t accept it. Gizelle is terrified that Grace is going to fail because she has some of Jamal’s DNA. Grace again failed her exam, and you can tell this is tough for her with the cameras present. I really feel like it’s hard enough for her to be a teenager, but living it on TV has to be tough.
Candiace reflects on all the drama that unfolded in her house, including the fights with just about everyone. She believes that it has evolved from the person who lived in that house and escaped from Dorothy’s clutches. Candiace acknowledges that she was a different person when she lived there.
Karen arrives in her pretty pink pajamas, but she must first start with an injection. She must take a fireball before entering in order to transform into my beloved Kurn. Woo-hoo Kurn will come out to play!
Robyn arrives in her boring pajamas and a random blue headband. Karen sarcastically asks about her wedding plans. Robyn acts like she doesn’t want to be changed. She pretends to be socially conscious and doesn’t want a super sprawling wedding like the one her best friend Gizelle attended in Atlanta. OMG what happened to these women in this episode at their ITMs! Robyn sports a Pebbles hairstyle from the Flintstones with a hideous top with giant gold ruffles!
Gizelle arrives in her psychedelic robe and acts as if shielding her from Karen’s knowing eyes. Candiace hasn’t invited Ashley to the party – what a surprise! Not so innocently did he forget to invite her, as he quite rightly assumed that her cervix was dilating.
Ashley is home and her water broke. She looks terrified and I’m not sure if Michael has already come home from her side room house to take her to the hospital. Cab!
Wendy comes all pretty and pink and flaunts her new body parts. He has really become a different person this season with all his cosmetic surgery. Wendy seems to be so confident EXCEPT around Mia, who brings out the jelly demon in her. Askale arrives looking gorgeous in her sexy black robe.
Karen talks about the text Mia sent and how it was perceived. Mia is here to clear up this nonsense now. Karen tells Mia how the other women got the text message. Mia thinks her response was a bit aggressive, but she won’t let anyone dictate who she’s dating.
Mia tells Gizelle that they started off on the wrong foot. She will try with her release next time when I deal with Gizelle. Askale is not buying Mia’s argument of stipulating. Candiace tries to close this because she wants to play a game of prosecco pong. The ladies do a conga line in the living room.
Candiace proposes that they play the game Never again. You must explain the game as they think you drink if you haven’t done something. Candiace begins with “Did you get your clit done?” Mia is drinking her drink because she thinks she just won the game. Then we get into a debate about what the procedure is. Mia now correctly calls it a vaginal rejuvenation. Robyn, our medical professional, thought she had a “clitoronamia.” The theme of threesomes is the following and too bad that Ashley is not there, since Mia would have had an ally. Wendy of course personally has never had a threesome. She thinks the only other person in her bed with Eddie is his wig.
Mia is proud to admit that she has had a threesome. She was just an observer while Gordon got along with another lady. Wow, this lady likes to share! I am delving into honesty as it is very lacking within this group.
Back at home, Ashley is excited about going to the hospital and leaving Dean behind. He realizes that he will no longer have a single child. Ashley is having contractions and Michael got home from his extracurricular activities just in time.
Next week, Gizelle and Karen discuss Ray’s comments. Mia is trying to find her place among this group of strong women. I hope everyone is doing well and having a fabulous week!
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