Well, SOMEONE got terrible acting coaching from his lawyers, and his name rhymes with Bile Sh * ttenhouse.
In a Wisconsin courtroom, a licensed teen who cosplayed as a vigilante and shot three protesters in Kenosha, killing two, tried to turn on the water supply while standing on the counter. This was worse than Carol Burnett who plays Nora Desmond. Many on Twitter were immediately reminded of an alleged rapist who sits in the highest court in the country. Nobody, and I mean, NOBODY (except, perhaps, the predictably racist and biased judge) has bought this pathetic show.
America, a country of equal opportunity (as long as you’re white and straight), where you can get away with murder and rape by crying fake alligator tears, and you might even end up in the Supreme Court. pic.twitter.com/hQpQTxG9Ro
– Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) November 10, 2021
Brett Kavanaugh was Kyle Rittenhouse’s crying coach pic.twitter.com/pRhpzDNLr8
– Gritty is the way (@ Gritty20202) November 10, 2021
As Elaine said in Seinfeld, “false, false, false, false”.
Rittenhouse and Kavanaugh. pic.twitter.com/Vyx0cqmTZe
– Dreamers and misfits (@DreamersMisfits) November 10, 2021
The rest were so deeply disgusted by the offensive display, that it was transparent enough on its own.
I was today when I realized Trump University had a theater department.
– Bronwyn Levine 🏴☠️😷💉 (@weezielevine) November 10, 2021
– Histrionic Popinjay (@itsdana_dane) November 10, 2021
Kyle Rittenhouse didn’t cry with his fake cry and that’s because the judge forgot to cut the onions while they were rehearsing a day ago.
– Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) November 10, 2021
Before you fall in love with Kyle Rittenhouse’s fake tears, here’s a picture of him looking ready to high-five the police after killing two people … pic.twitter.com/xBl8WP5z7j
– CK (@ charley_ck14) November 10, 2021
If it had been an audition, the producer would have stopped him
– Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) November 10, 2021
And the overall winner (before all entries are even sent out, I feel confident to announce this as the winner):
-Paul Lee Teeks (@PaulLeeTeeks) November 10, 2021