SNL: Newsmax Kids presents “Ted Cruz Street!”


Ted Cruz really hates “Numbers” and “Kindness”. But do you know what he hates even more? Large puppets that encourage children to receive life-saving vaccines. HERE IS WHERE THE LIMIT LEADS, PEOPLE.

Newsmax Kids envisioned a right-wing themed neighborhood show where Ted Cruz hosts a show called “Ted Cruz Street”. Protected from “awakening”, the boys are pro-eagle and pro-gun. And, of course, the right-wing manifesto for total stupidity (not Boebert!) – Margerine Taylor Gangrene joins her AR-15 and Qanon propaganda! Yes, guys! We have Joe Rogan talking about … autofeating! Borax baths to remove nanotechnology! And of course CRT! No right-wing show would be complete without the fear that is unleashed on the fictional educational subject of CRT children, right?

Aidy Bryant absolutely kills in her impression of Cancun Cruz, from her posture and mannerism to her perfect glutton wig and facial hair. He has his sarcasm, his arrogance and his general impudence.


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