Blink and you would have missed a whole nonfiction narrative work written about Jennifer Lopez other Ben affleck this week. It’s like a Charles Dickens novel or podcast Serial, in the sense that it is a series. You just have to keep up.
Stories that have emerged in the last week include the setting: Lopez is back in Miami from Los Angeles and putting “his abs on display!” Adjustment of bets: Jennifer garner supposedly reportedly focusing on how important he is to Affleck Remember the children! Is love! They are soul mates! They want to take a great trip! More scenario: Lopez will be moving to Los Angeles, but it will be bicoastal, that is, also in the Hamptons at times this summer! You are looking for schools for your children on the west coast! Intrigue: They they discussed how they would handle the paparazzi, and Affleck’s mantra on all of this is: “It is what it is!” Background: Affleck’s father, Timothy commented on the relationship. (Ben! Call your dad!) Affleck was in a casino with his mom, Guadeloupe Rodriguez. What? OKAY!
They were on the set of an indeterminate Affleck project (es Ocean‘s billion, right? It must be?) In Las Vegas. The slot machines were in the background. Here, I have to quote directly from page six, as I haven’t fully digested it: “It’s unclear if Rodriguez, who once won $ 2.4 million at an Atlantic City casino and has been described as a ‘great player’ by none other than J. Lo herself, is involved in the project. Lopez, 51, was not seen on set. “Since Affleck’s father got involved, Lopez’s mother had to, too. Which is fair.
“They enjoy gambling together and have done so in the past. Ben had the opportunity to work in Las Vegas this week and it came out, ”said a source said ME! News. Get yourself a man who allows your mother’s hobbies, I guess.
Anyway, in the meantime, here’s that bit of cold water above all else, which maybe needs this crazy dash of history. Garner doesn’t want to get involved. “She’s completely moved,” a source said of where Garner’s head is allegedly located. “She continues to focus on her children and that is her priority. When the kids are with Ben, she hopes that’s her priority too. What she does the rest of the time is not her problem. She has done her best to foster good relationships between Ben and the children. But she won’t get involved with the people she’s dating or her private life. “
It is still difficult to know what kind of novel this will be. Or maybe it’s something else for the stage? So far it’s a romance, sure, but comedy or tragedy, we don’t know yet. Somehow it feels like the only story that happens on the celebrity scene. The sheer volume coming out of the Greek choir’s fire hose just keeps us nailed. And people say that nobody reads anymore!
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