Fortunately, mostIt will never come to life Your teeth are unlikely to crumble and fall out, or you will go back to high school unprepared for a math test and naked. But here’s a nightmare that is reportedly real: A man in Austria was sitting on the toilet when he was bitten by a python. You know where he bit it.
According to Associated Press, the 65-year-old man (not identified by name, because he needs at least one positive thing to hold on to) “felt a ‘pinch’ in the genital area” while in the bathroom in Graz, Austria, around 6 am Then he found the albino reticulated python measuring 5 feet 3 inches (1.6 meters) in his toilet. Imagine jumping in and seeing that.
The reptile was easily traceable: it belonged to a 24-year-old neighbor who had “11 non-poisonous constrictor snakes and one gecko in his apartment, in terrariums and drawers.” This one had slipped away and used the pipes to escape. Future snake fans, keep all your bathrooms closed and the drains blocked, thank you very much.
The victim only suffered minor injuries, according to police, but no one says how long it will take this poor guy to trust a toilet again.
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