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We have been giving you a LOT Real housewives-central Top ten lists lately, so to mix things up, I want to talk about a show that has quickly become a cult classic among reality TV fans. And I want to talk about your jewelry. So, prepare to feel bad about your bank account balance, because it’s time to The ten most scandalous displays of wealth in Bling empire!
If you’ve never seen the Netflix show Bling empire, let me paint you a quick picture. After years of looking HousewivesAnd years of reading news about Housewives’ financial woes, it has become common knowledge that MANY of the cast members are not as well as projected. For every legitimate rich rich man like Lisa vanderpumpThere are about a dozen hopefuls who use all the smoke and mirror tricks in the book to make them LOOK like LVPs. It’s a tale as old as time, Blurbers.
so when Bling empire – an amalgam of soft scripts from Crazy Rich Asians other Real housewives – He came, my eyes almost popped out of my head as I contemplated all that ROYAL WEALTH. Like the true wealth of the daughter of an arms dealer. Or “Hey, let’s take a nice and relaxing private flight to Paris for a day of shopping!” real wealth. The opulence of this show is intense. During the age of ever-widening class disparity, it can be a tough pill to swallow, to be honest. But! The intrigue of the Upper Crust Palace is captivating in its own right, so let’s do it!
10. The women’s jewels on their talking heads
SANTA MOLIA. Each cast member (except for the “poor” model, Kevin Kreider) wears some important jewels on their talking heads, but their rivals Christine Chiu other Anna shay take it to a whole different level. We are talking about Van Cleef & Arpels, Boucheron, Cartier and more. Much more! Housewives Viewers are used to the cast members in their talking heads dressed like this …
… Whereas, in Bling empire, they look more like this:
9. Baby G’s first photoshoot
I don’t remember my first photoshoot, but I’m pretty sure It did not include sunglasses, a Dolce & Gabbana suit, and a mini-Tesla. Well maybe? As I go through my photo album for telltale signs of WEALTH, take a look at Baby G Up there looking like a boss
8. Christine’s Chinese New Year Party on Rodeo Drive
This party was crazy. Christine and plastic surgeon Dr. Gabriel Chiu They summoned the powers of the super rich and were able to shut down Rodeo Drive entirely to celebrate the Chinese New Year. Not only that, but the couple promised to sponsor an orphan in China for every guest who attended! Christine wears a spectacular ruby snake necklace as she interrogates Anna about the hotel she is staying at when she visits Paris. “The Plaza,” Anna replies in a low voice. “I’m staying at the Plaza too!” Christine proclaims. “What room are you staying in?” “The Presidential Suite”. “I ALSO!” And so.
7. Jaime Xie’s unfortunate story about his expensive horses
Jaime Xie He wasn’t a featured player on the show, but every time he appeared on screen, we had a VERY good idea of how rich his family is. In a restaurant scene between Jaime, Kevin and Kane lim, Jaime regrets how expensive it is to be an Olympic-level equestrian. “We were so close to buying a stable, but they are expensive ponies! They cost more than $ 200,000 and they have to fly with Emirates. “In another scene, Jaime tells us that he could shop for five days in a row from when the stores open until they close.” I don’t have to guess if I could … because I have. before. “Dear, sweet and humble Jaime. It is so easy to identify!
6. Seating Assignments for Anna Shay’s Dinner
Anna knows dinners. Anna knows the seat assignments! “They are an art form, you know.” As MASSIVE amounts of caviar were being handed out, Christine walks up to Anna and asks, “Do you like my Louis Vuitton necklace?” This was a strange, gloomy bending on Christine’s part because she already knew that Anna had the same necklace. In a brilliant act of retaliation, Anna made a last minute seat assignment change and banished Christine and her husband to the other side of the table from where the rest of the group were sitting. Anna knows that revenge is a dish served cold.
5. Baby G’s first birthday party
I’m not 100% sure, but I think that dress is Dior, and it’s AH-MAZ-ING. Christine went out of her way for this ridiculously over the top celebration held at the Caytan Children’s Museum in Santa Monica. It featured a Gucci claw machine, a giant jazz band, a virtual reality booth, a ball pit, a custom surf shop (???), and Dr. Chiu scaring Baby G with a party popper.
4. Fish Maw Soup to Break Kane’s Banks
Kane is easily one of the most lovable characters out there. Bling empireand watching him shop with Kevin is always a pleasure. In one particular scene, Kane, Kevin, and Jessey lee He stops at a Chinese apothecary, and the boys joke about the size of dried sea cucumbers. As they sail, Kane’s stains dry fish crop (or fish bladders) that cost $ 15,000 a piece! Kevin is beside himself for the price, but in classic Lim fashion, Kane grabs TWO fish bladders for good measure. “That’s going to be an expensive bowl of soup,” Kevin croaks.
3. Cherie Chan 100 Day Party
Man, there sure was a lot of of baby parties in the first season! I really like it Cherie chan. Her voice is calmer and she seems to have a very sweet spirit. His mother died of pancreatic cancer just as they started shooting Bling empire, poor Cherie’s pregnancy was a bittersweet experience. She threw a party to celebrate her son’s first 100 days, and it was more like a wedding than a children’s party. Bottles of Moët abounded and they brought out a toy cake the size of my house. The funniest scene at this party was when Christine asks the jewelry expert Florent to evaluate the jewels of everyone at the table. He looks around and then whispers, “A fake,” and the camera focuses on Kelly mi liearrings. LOLOLOL.
2. Kevin learning about fashion on a private flight
This is a more subtle scene than decadent parties or baby photoshoots, but it’s still very revealing. The group takes a private flight to Las Vegas for a SHAWPPIN ‘, and Christine and Kane berate Kevin relentlessly for his limited knowledge of designer designs. “’Hair-maze’, right? Is this how you pronounce Hermès? ” He was not what away, but the other two burst into laughter, and Christine leaned toward her nanny, who was laughing even louder. Kevin was always a good joker with his co-stars’ jokes … probably due to the fact that his friends were very generous when it comes to shopping trips.
1. ALL by Anna Shay
Don’t let Anna’s slight putty face fool you. She IS the rising star of Bling empire, and it has a lot to do with his carefree approach to being rich as shit. As the daughter of an arms dealer, Anna has never wanted money for a day in her life, and even during mundane activities like yoga or home renovation, she wears diamonds that cost more than people’s full college education. While Christine (which is great as a villain, by the way) she does it with the sole superiority, Anna is the embodiment of ‘true whispers of wealth’, especially when she tells Kevin not to “let the clothes take you away”. What I like best about Anna is how scruffy she often looks. Her hair is usually messy, and some of her designer dresses look a bit messy, but she gives off the air of a woman who doesn’t mind a dog tear if you don’t like it. In fact, he may not like you, but he’s too polite to do anything other than sit at the end of the table.
There you go! I can not Wait for the second season of Bling empireAnd I wouldn’t mind recapping it when it reappears. If we do that, would readers prefer that we recap the show once a week, even if everything airs at the same time, or that we give a general summary in a long post? That is the eternal enigma of Netflix.
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[Photos courtesy of Netflix]
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